This week we file our taxes before Ted heads off to Monsterpalooza. Find out if he managed to convert Marcy D'arcy. Derrick has come down with a bad case of limp lip, but watching his new favorite horror, err whore, show makes everything better. Raychul thinks Brad Pitt is ugly and even the men of SHHH think she's nuts cause he's goooorgeous. Curtis calls in with some new ideas for Raychul. Ted charms his way into getting a new iPhone. King Zacharias calls in to discuss "Operation Raccoon City." Plus, "Halloween" gets rebooted.... again!