This week Ted performs oral surgery on himself with a pair of pliers and confesses that he enjoys black women, err... "The Woman in Black." Sub-Z is still bummed about the ending of "The Mist." Cool Sausage writes the funniest joke in history. DerrickH blames Sub-Z and Ted for Michelle Madison's refusal to return to the show. Ted reviews the new IOS horror game, "Family Feud." Plus, Raychul makes it on just in time to see the end of the show.