Episodes

This week we catch up on "Bates Motel." "Injustice" is out and we all love knocking each other into space. Ted and Raychul head off to compete in Sinister Pointe's THE HUNT and we have a complete verbal, and video, breakdown. Plus, Derrick and Sub-Z review this week's bad movie night movies.

This week Raychul gives Ted a surprise birthday party and Ted files a complaint with DerrickH. Ted and Cool Sausage disagree on "The Lords of Salem", but agree that the audience who asked Rob Zombie questions was full of morons. Ted attends Jumpcut Cafe's horror trivia night, where half of his team bails on him. DerrickH reviews "Double Dragon" and discovers a horrible secret about Steven Segal. Plus, more!

This week Ted heads off to Monsterpalooza with the lovely Jill Kill and Raychul, who somehow never meet each other, and he tells you what he saw. There's "Expendables 3" news and Derrick tells you why he's boycotting the movie. Derrick reviews Saturday Movie Night's lineup. We anticipate the release of "Injustice: Gods Among Us." Plus, we wish Michelle Madison a happy birthday and wonder if she really is as pretty as her pictures.

This week Ted and Raychul head off to Evil Dead Fest and watch all four films, and we have a review. Ted goes to Days of the Dead and meets a lot of horror celebrities, who are nowhere near as cool as Jill Kill. We check out 2 American classics, "Roller Boogie" and "The Van." Plus, DerrickH rigs the All Games "Injustice" tournament so Ted can't win.

This week Ted and DerrickH head off to WonderCon. We break down the disappointing "Walking Dead" finale. Loserly and Hect call in to fill the beaner demo. Ted checks out his most anticipated movie of 2013, "Birdemic 2: The Resurrection" and has a review. Plus, we remember the unsung 80's action film "Deadly Prey." GRRRR!

This week Raychul celebrates her final episode of SHHH and we review the new "Tomb Raider" and go after overly sensitive gamers. We talk "Walking Dead" and Daryl Dixon's Bieber hair. Oscar from Fantastic Forum calls in and we discuss "World War Z." Plus, Raychul reviews "Oz: The Great and Wonderful" and more!

This week Ted is in a foul mood and takes it out on Adam Sessler and DerrickH. We discuss "God of War: Ascension" and its fucking easy as hell Trial of Archimedes. DerrickH has some movie reviews. Plus, Ted reveals his latest Cool Sausage gut buster.

This week DerrickH's mom, Ms. H, breaks Ted's heart and shoots him down. Ted and DerrickH hope they've seen the LAST Exorcism. Ted learns the "ABCs of Death" and visits Hollywood's Museum of Death. Kathy Bates heads to "Salem." "The Walking Dead" brings back an oldie but goodie. We contemplate how the new Dixon Bros. game doesn't have co-op. "Birdemic 2" gets a release date. "Evil Dead" gets a marathon. Ted considers taking a freaky camping trip with Raychul. Plus, Ted reveals a true tale of terror.

This week Ted runs into the lovely Jill Kill at a screening of the okay "Dark Skies." We discuss "The Walking Dead" and how we would handle Marshall Law. Ted reviews "Silent Hill Revelations." DerrickH discusses Russell Crowe's kung fu. Ted prepares to venture into the Museum of Death. Plus, we get the numbers.

This week Sub-Z has caught the butt flu, and it's a horrible thing. We play some Spartan Ops and discuss some games. "The Walking Dead" returns to monstrous ratings and we break it down. We discuss the latest on "Injustice: Gods Among Us." Jefferson from VGO cons us into playing a broken level of "Halo 4." "Birdemic 2" gets a release date. "Flight" isn't great, but the naked babe at the beginning is faaaantastic. Plus, Oscar from Fantastic Forum calls in.

This week Ted introduces Raychul to Halloween Town in Burbank, CA. Sub-Z dislikes the new "Resident Evil" movie, but Ted may dislike "Silent Hill: Downpour" even more. DerrickH watches "Stakeland." Plus, we review one of the greatest horror classics of all time... "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy."

This week the spookiest thing going on is the Los Angeles Falcons. Sub-Z finally de-cheapifies himself and buys that TV he's been talking about for 3 year. "The Following" continues to be a good time. Derrick and Ted love "Dredd" and want more of it. Ted is still making devil's cry. Plus, more.

This week Ted's beloved Falcons fall to the Farty Whiners, but that's okay because "The Following" was a good show. DerrickH carefully explains Liam Neeson's psychic powers in "Taken 2." Ted blows through the new "Devil May Cry" game. Plus, Dadakin on movies!

This week everyone shows up late so Ted has to celebrate the Falcons' victory over the Seahawks alone. Thankfully, the Mexican quota is met when Hect and Oscar call in. Ted and Sub-Z are moved by the music of "American Horror Story." "The Walking Dead" fires its showrunner for telling a story TOO well. DerrickH watches Ted's haunting new YouTube video that can be seen here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWhZhtQ0pOM . Plus, more!

It's 2013 and we kick it off by learning proper grammar. No one sees the new "Texas Chainsaw" movie, and we tell you why that's a good thing. We ponder if "The Dark Knight Rises" would have been better had Bane stuck to his Latin roots. Ted watches "Looper" and thinks the telekinetic kid is fugly. Plus, Ted does his best to keep from getting choked up as he remembers one of his best friends, and one of SHHH's best callers, Brad "Sunday Hustler" Beerman, who passed away this past week.