Episodes

More "Walking Dead" as Dale finally bites it. Jessica Lange and Zachary Quinto return for more "American Horror Story." Plus, "Mass Effect 3."

This week on "The Walking Dead" Rick Grimes continues to beast up. Some horror news. Plus, we receive a new caller named Julia, plus CURTIS! Poor audio quality abound!

This week Tedakin watches "The Stuff" and thinks it tastes pretty bad. Plus, "The Walking Dead" and more!

SHHH temporarily returns from its temporary hiatus with a jam packed show. This week "The Walking Dead" is back and it's more of the same. "The River" massively disappoints. Sausage has an in depth review of "The Grey." Plus more!

This week Ted gets sick of all the phonies and officially puts the show on hiatus, but not before revealing his opinions on "Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark." DerrickH's Big Battle has begun and we're on board. Raychul shares what she got for Christmas and how she'd like to fake bang Daniel Craig. Plus, we get super annoyed at the airlines' shitty pet policy. Goodbye, cruel world!

We're ringing in the last year of our lives with our 100th (110th) episode spectacular. This week, Raychul forgets about the 100th episode spectacular. Ted thinks the remake of "Fright Night" is spectacular(ly shitty). Sub-Z tells us what's up "Dogg." DerrickH makes it through his "Darkest Hour" and sees a hot Russian along the way. Plus, we reveal what Santa brought us and have some quickie reviews of some new movie releases. Happy 2012!

It's Christmas time and the hosts of SHHH tell you what they're getting from the big guy. We give you a run down of some of our favorite Christmas movies, which leads up to an in depth discussion of the single greatest holiday film ever made, "The Night They Saved Christmas" starring Hollywood's biggest MILF, Jaclyn Smith. Plus, "American Horror Story," depressing TV commercials, and more! Merry SHHHMAS!

This week SHHH is loaded with some spooooky technical issues that causes Tedakin to downgrade it to only half a show. Ted visits the dentist for his annual bloodbath and finds a lot to enjoy about "Game of Thrones." We take a look at the new Xbox 360 dashboard DOWNgrade and get in some hot spooning with the Ginosaji. Plus, we break down the busted top 100 hotties of all time list and wish Netherrealm Studios would quit dicking us around. Enjoy this FUNofficial episode of SHHH!

This week on SHHH, Attack of the Show's Chris Gore joins us to discuss everything from "The Walking Dead" to "A Serbian Film" to Raychul's potential lack of panties. Plus, Chris reveals the top 5 (to 7) horror films that impacted his life, gives us his thoughts on "Chillerama" and the PASSable "Conan" remake, and has some words of wisdom for SHHH's #1 listener, Olivia Munn. Plus much, much more!

This week the cast of SHHH learns that it's nothing more than a bunch of misfits. "The Walking Dead" finale blows us away... at least in the final 10 minutes. Curtis calls in to scold Raychul on her random vanishings. Plus, the DCD calls in and more!

This week the end of this run of "The Walking Dead" draws near and we wish Andrea would measure the lengths of our wieners like she did Shane's. Luckily, Ted has a T square. Raychul walks her dog, forever. Curtis calls in and complains about Raychul walking her dog. Plus, we watch "The Car" on classic streaming movie night and beat "Halo" again, for the first time. This episode is guaranteed to make you hard... maybe even cum. What?

This week everyone chooses to fuck Ted, but only for 2 minutes. "The Walking Dead" continues to be the best filler on TV and narrowly avoids ruining the show for good. Raychul may have opinions, but we don't get to hear any of them because of "Skyrim." Yes, it's Skyrim's fault. Plus, Ted gets so lonely without Sub-Z he actually begs Curtis not to hang up, then resorts to watching murder videos live on air to pass the time. Catch this bizarre episode of SHHH!

This week Ted gives us a review of what little he got to see at Universal's Halloween Horror Nights. "The Walking Dead" continues on with the most exciting filler on TV. "American Horror Story" continues to be the best craziness on cable. Hannibal Lecter gets his own TV series, while Spielberg is on the verge of losing his. "Uncharted 3" is the best game since "Uncharted 2." Plus, bizarre calls from God of Thunder and Curtis, and more!

"Paranormal Activity 3" is out and it's easily better than part 2, and Ted has a report from the L.A. VIP screening. Ted Bowls for Boobies at Universal Studios and meets some delightful horror starlets. "The Walking Dead" has a great second episode, but we're starting to question the intelligence of Rick Grimes. We agree that "HISSS" is even worse than "Hellraiser: Revelations." Cool Sausage reviews "Wrong Turn 4." Plus, Kitsune calls in from Japan and we contemplate our own porno version of "Kill Bill."

"The Walking Dead" is back and Ted and Sub-Z think it's better than ever. DerrickH and Raychul on the other hand. We fully break down the premiere. Ted and Sub-Z get duped into buying "Dead Rising 2" again and aren't happy about it. We question the morals of Dexter. We all agree that "American Horror Story" is badass, and debate which cast members are older and/or hotter. Plus, Curtis calls in as usual!